Breastfeeding while Driving

I thought I heard something about a woman breastfeeding her baby while driving. Deborah @ Middle Girl confirmed it by sending me this article. And I thought sewing while driving was bad.

Looking for Submissions

Although, I am not at a loss for inappropriate stuff, I am looking for new and fresh material. Submit any ideas to: tamaraboynton at gmail (dot) com.

Thank you!

That's Just Nasty!

Wearing the same pair of socks for a week straight! Gross.

Driving while...

On my way home yesterday, I was behind a stupid driver who was actually SEWING. Sewing. That's what I said. Need I say more?

Office decorum

Don't freak your bosses desk, stapler, hole punch or anything like that ... although funny, not very appropriate.

Put your feet on the table...

In any normal circumstance, depending on whose home you are in, putting your feet on the table is an okay practice. But friends, please know in a restaurant...it is a NO NO!!!! As I stare at the whench with her feet up in Panera.

Faking Sick

I have faked sick in the past...only to actually get sick. Now that I am really sick, I know that it is inappropriate to fake being sick! Very inappropriate.

Toilet Paper Thief

Okay so you ran out of toilet paper? I know you may be feeling the $$ pinch, but please don't steal it from the bathroom in Barnes & Noble, your favorite restaurant, department store, etc. You can get 4 rolls for $1 from Walgreens, The Dollar Tree and many other discount stores. It's just totally inappropriate.

Sandals in the winter.

It is totally inappropriate to wear sandals in the wintertime. Even in Florida.

modern day slavery

Totally inappropriate to work for $4 an hour! Servers deserve so much more, base pay has to go up, people just don't tip like they are supposed too. Totally inappropriate!

hey there

Sorry I haven't posted lately. I promise. I will do better.

Church

It is totally inappropriate to snore in church. LOL. It is one thing to sleep but to snore is entirely inappropriate. LOL LOL.

That's not CoCo Chanel

Yes, it is inappropriate no matter how busy you are to wear pajamas and/or slippers out in public-like it's high fashion. LOL -- I tickled myself on that one.

Cajun ....

Don't burn your food then call it cajun. :-)


Burned?






Cajun?

See...there is a difference!

Be Neighborly

It is inappropriate for you to not know your neighbors. Say hello people, say hello!

Puppies & People Food

It is inappropriate to give your puppy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and laugh when the peanut butter is stuck to the roof of her mouth. Not good.

Low-rise Jeans

I was in Walmart one night and as I walked down the aisle, this young lady was bent over---you know doing her shopping. Unfortunately, I got the moon of my life as she had on a thong and low rise jeans....all of her was exposed. Totally inappopriate!

Be My Guest

It is totally inappropriate to invite people to your home where refreshments are expected, but really there are no snacks to give!

Free Phone Sex

Phone sex is not free. Therefore, it is totally inappropriate to call any company trying to have phone sex with the customer service representatives to avoid paying the 1-900-PHONE CHARGES.